The game is "I write down a story and act it out. The other kids watching write what they see and we compare stories at the end".
My turn, I act out:
Once upon a time there was a mean man. A fairy sees him yelling and turns him into a lion. He is shocked and sad and quietly goes to a cave to lament his deformity. A nice girl is walking. She sees lion and is afraid. He sees that she's afraid and is sad. "I'm a monster" he thinks and starts to go to his cave. Girl feels sorry for him and is nice to him. Pats him on head before continuing her walk. She is attacked by a murderer who tries to strangle her. She struggles and cries for help. The lion sees and is shocked. Runs and mauls murderer. Girl faints. When she wakes up the lion turns into a handsome man. She loves him and they kiss. The end.
Pretty much beauty and the beast right.?
Here are the kids translations of my acting.
Glory:
Once upon a time, mad dad yells at child. Angel mother walks in. Is suprised. Looks at dad. Dad looks at mother. Mother is dissapointed at dad. She turns dad into a bour. Boar growles at everyone. Boar dad is sad, pretends to be a cat to get sympathy. Daughter walks up and is innocent. Boar dad is suprised that he is a boar in the morning. Daughter is frightened because she does not know it is her father. Boar dad is sad. Daughter is sympathetic. Dad pretends to be cat again to get sympathy. Daughter loves boar and walks away so happy. She is attacked by a choking maniac. She fights pathetically. She screams for help. Boar dad hears her. He is terrified. He runs to her and kills choking maniac and saves his daughter. Boar dad turns into a dad and they are happy. The end.
Tumpy's version:
Once upon a time snobby dad tells his children what to do. Happy daughter sees dad. Dad throws a fit. daughter takes over. dad is a morph. Turns into a lion animal. From a roar to a meuw he turns into a kitten. Hides in a cave. Daughter comes to kitten dad. Daughter is shocked. Daughter falls in love with the kitten. Kitten loves her. They wave. Daughter is evil and leaves. Girl strangled. Girl fights back. "Help" she cries. Kitten freaks out! Kitten viciously attacks. It saves her and turns back into a human. Happy. The end.
And Loyal:
Grouchy evil father attacks child. (What's with the father figure in these stories? You'd think we were abused or something!) Angrilly butterfly flies in. Sees monster. Kills Fly. Fly tries to humiliate ogre. Fairy turns into a lion. Lion licks blood. Sad kitty hides from the rain bitterly. Fairy drops in. Lion is puzzled. Girl terrified. Sad lion walks away hungrily. Girl is looking for lion casserole. Lion is tricked. Girl runs off to get her cook book and frying pan. Father sees her loving lions. he grab's her like a firefly evilly. She rebels. She calls for her prince charming who for some reason is on all fours. Runs to her aid. Turns into hulk. Kills damsel in distress and pop adopts. The end.
Not sure what happened there. Confused.
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