Abnormal

Stuff I do too often for me to be normal.

1. Randomly bump into things that haven't been moved and I've walked past all day.
2. Stick things in my hair. (Sometimes I'll have five or six things in there by the end of the day.)
3. Eat cereal out of a cup. (Every morning)
4. Forget how to swallow. (Quietly. I always end up gulping like a fish out of water.)
5. Talk to myself.
6. Talk in different characters to myself.
7. Laugh out loud at nothing.
8. Get freaked out by kid's movies.
9. Cry.
10. Love to sneeze.
11. Snuggle my face into Mercy's tummy.
12. Aaaand freak babies out. (Once I had to hold a plate in front of my face the whole time to keep the kid from screaming for almost the entire time I was babysitting.)

Eeep!

S'the cutest thing on earth. Baby miniature hippo....

Look at it's widdle teef!

ma tummy

I haven't posting anything in a long while cause I've been crazy busy with school and such, also the computer has been broken, which was extremely annoying. So, I thought I'd post sumtin today.
Mostly Imma just going to complain cause I caught a sickness. (I knew I shouldn't have stolen that little kids half eaten cracker)
Here's what ma tummy feels like

I have no idea how to make my arm do what it's doing in the first picture in real life but I was too lazy to make it look real... But besides that its completely realistic!
I am having way too much fun lately with drawing things on paint. The other day I saw Tumpy's My littlest pet shop pony and drew this:
                                                             

It's so true though. 

Well that's pretty much all I have to say right now... yup, that's me, I only have something to say when I'm complaining or making fun of something. *Grin*

Hair

I put my hair up quite a lot and I thought I would post some of the better styles I came up with. Also, I made the headband.

I have been taking them with Mom's iphone since I don't have a camera and it has a cool editing program on it.

Trying to get a good poofy top is the worst.

Same style as the one above it, just a different view.

Kind of the same thing as before except tighter.

And on the second day, my hairs is curling. Okay, wavy.

Roasted Garlic Flatbread.

Today I made Roasted Garlic Flatbread. It was delicious and if you wanted, you could leave off the toppings cause the bread itself is amazing.
Here is the recipe:

Ingredients

• 1 package (2 1/4 teaspoons) active dry yeast
• 1 1/2 cups warm water
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• 3 1/2 to 3 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
• 8 cloves garlic (chopped)
• 2 tbsp basil (chopped)
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp black pepper

Instructions

1. In a large bowl, combine the yeast, water, 1 tsp salt and 1 tbsp olive oil and let stand until bubbles begin to form (about 5 minutes).
2. Gradually in 3 1/2 cups flour until the dough has formed.
3. Knead the dough on a floured surface until it no longer feels sticky, adding additional flour if necessary (about 5-10 minutes).
4. Place the ball of dough into a bowl with 1 tbsp olive oil, coat with oil, cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled in size (about 35-45 minutes).
5. Punch the dough to flatten, cut into four pieces, cover with plastic wrap and let rest for 10 minutes. Preheat the oven to 450F.
6. Gently stretch each flatbread into a 13×7 inch oval and place on a greased baking sheet.
7. Sprinkle each flatbread with garlic, basil, salt and pepper then drizzle with remaining olive oil.
8. Bake at 450F until golden around the edges (about 10 minutes). NOTE: If garlic begins to burn, lower temperature to 400F for the last few minutes.

 I added onion and bell pepper. It didn't add to the flavor much, but it's beautiful and crunchier.
The quality of the pictures is lacking since I took them with Mom's iphone. Sorry.

 Always check for stickers on the vegg!

 I love to cook. Can't you see the immense amounts of joy on my face!

 Here is the finished product. It was amazing and delicious and crazytasty.

Definitely try it. It was easier then most bread to make, and has infinite possibilities for toppings. This could also work as a pizza crust, or if you sealed it up with the toppings inside it could make a delightful package of tasty.
Hope to be posting recipes more often.
   ...okaybye!

No, duh.

I hate it when people take it upon themselves to tell me something about my appearance that there is no way I could Not have noticed.
"You're socks don't match" - Green and purple are pretty much the same color anyway.
"Wow, bumpits poof" - actually, my head is just shaped like that.
"You have a back scratcher through your hair" - What tha! How did THAT get there!
Talk about stating the obvious. If you would like to make a statement about my weird apparel, do it, don't just inform me of it's existence.
And yes, I do have a back scratcher stuck through the middle of my head. Its kind of hard to get through doorways, but I find that it relieves stress. Besides freaking out the workmen who are putting in our new windows.
By the way, these windows are magical. Mom keeps referring to "When the windows get put in" as if it was some sort of glorious event after which our lives will visibly improve and under each one we will find what we all most desire. I hope mine gives me a pony, or a miniature donkey. I'm pretty sure that these windows were found at the end of a rainbow. 

Be Fancy

Hero of my life: Fancy Pants Man.

Okay! Fancy pants man 3 just came out on flash and it's awesome. If you type the letter D you can use a sword. That is how fancy this Pants man is. I wanna be his sidekick.
http://gorillaarcade.com/playgame/3652/Fancy-Pants-Adventures-Sneak-Peek
  HE'S TOO AWESOME!